(Source: modernfamilys, via virginiachance)

lightnotes:

CAM: I cannot stand hanging out with his Ivy League friends.
CLAIRE: Oh, they’re the worst.
MITCHELL: They’re not that bad.
CLAIRE: They are the worst!
CAM: Are you kidding me? Debbie can’t go two minutes without talking about Columbia University, and that little guy with the lazy eye from Harvard?
MITCHELL: Brown.
CAM: Whatever! Honestly, I wish that tart would go back to Columbia and take her weird little Brown friend with her.
(GLORIA walks in with MANNY)

MITCHELL: Cam, you need to relax. You explained!
CAM: Not very well! You know how awkward I get when things get awkward.

CAM: So when I said Brown people, I wasn’t talking about your brown people, I was talking about people who go to a university, not your people. Not that your people couldn’t go to college - okay, now I’m hearing myself say “your people” a lot, so. (CAM chokes on a grape)

Modern Family, 1x18 - Starry Night

katiefuckingfitch-:

heykortney:theoeuvre:evanxavier:

She is perfect.

LOVE HER.

(Source: pussyriot)

katiefuckingfitch-:

smith24:fuckyeahfunnythings:ryeisenberg:

One of the best cut-away quotes ever. Gloria FTW!

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oh Gloria.