— It’s the stripping agency I used to work for. Cop Uniform? I might have been just a little too believable.
— (POLICE! OPEN UP!)

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(Source: johnsturturro, via poignant)

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ANNIE: Alright, come on. Can we just do this? Hi, hello, I’m Hector the Well Endowed. You’ve got a bunch of Pegasai, let’s make a deal.
ABED: What kind of deal? 

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